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WOWZERS! You’ll be saying that upon opening the bag and inspecting what’s inside. This has been one of our more anticipated runs as these are some very interesting genetics. Absolutely coated in trichomes and beautiful orange hairs, giving off a very mild and subtle cream and fruit aroma. The flavor is very piney and creamy with well-balanced 50/50 effects!

The WOWZERS terpene and aroma profile is very mild and after an additional month of curing, we’d say the WOWZERS is about as well cured as it’s going to get. The effects are just outstanding on this offering, there just isn’t much of an aroma outside of a mild vanilla. Being the forth and final release of the WOWZERS, we wanted to send her off properly!


This specimen shows a delta-9 THC level under 0.3% 

Please note, moving forward ALL “drops” will include a separate “compliant” COA in the shipping box. Laughing Gas COA’s will be available on this listing (while in-stock)  as well as by request via email. We also strongly suggest Priority Shipping during the hot summer months as heat exposure can damage terpenes!


ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S GONE! We sell entire batches at one go, no matter the available quantity. 

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Each order will come with a hard copy of the lab report. Each product label will have a scannable QR code with a link to the laboratory results.

Please note: This does contain legal traces of THC, YOU MAY FAIL A DRUG TEST!

This is industrial hemp flower, after all, not every bud will be perfectly manicured nor will all of them be beautiful top nuggets. We are very fair about what we ship out as we re-purpose very rough buds and shake.



1.25g, 14g, 14g (10g+ top bud), 14g SMALLS, 1g, 1g (Add desired quantity), 28g, 3.5g, 3.5g SMALLS, 5g, 7g

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